1. Come up with a better response to "Do you ever see lions?"
2. Do some push-ups(not daily or even monthly, but some as 2013 was push-up free).
3. Work on my 'Don't talk to the pilot, that fucker looks crazy,' gaze. Alternatively, say, "Did you hear that? Ah it was probably nothing," more often
4. Raft the Zambezi.
5. Give '100 Years of Solitude' another chance.
6. Get a properly exposed pic of a monkey leaping between branches.
7. Drink more vodka.
8. Refrain from smirking when someone identifies as "Flexitarian."
9. Delete item number five.
10. Decide what I want to be when I grow up.
Even crazier than normal.
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